After walking for many blocks, I found the Protest Warriors and Communists for Kerry at Herald Square.
posted by Ken Wheaton at 2:45 PM
Sunday, August 29, 2004
After walking for many blocks, I found the Protest Warriors and Communists for Kerry at Herald Square.
2 Comments:
AWESOME!!!!!
:)
There... in this picture we see, clearly in the upper left corner, the EAPV (Earth Atmosphere Penetrating Vehicle) dispatched by unit 4217 of the Glorious Campaign and disguised as a simple blimp. As many of you know, unit 4217 is in charge of taking over the minds of the pitiful humans occupying the land area known as New York City.
This particular EAPV broadcast Stupidity Waves for a total of twenty hours, causing mass stupidity amongst the K humans. Lingering effects of the ray continued for hours afterwards.
Meanwhile, the W humans remain unaffected by the Stupidity Ray. Technicians are still looking into the problem. It should be noted that the current frequency of Stupidity Rays easily bypass the tinfoil hat defense, we continue to hope they don't realize that platinum foil would be effective.
(um... yes... it was intended as humor)
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